"Be very careful when he's angry, he has sex with your mother," Polish President Andrej Duda warned on Sunday evening
Authorities confirmed this weapon belonged to Alex (Last name unknown), tracing DNA from semen left on the weapon
the only known defense against Alex is displaying photos of goats standing at night followed by random text in Arabic
رائحتك تشبه رائحة البصل التي علقت في سلة المهملات لمدة 3934 يومًا بالضبط
